VALHALLA BOUND- Part 3
Following the deferrying
at Cairnryan, the Regans’ Scottish leg kicked off with a café stop somewhere on
the way to Ayr. While waiting for our coffees in a booth we heard a ‘conversation’
taking place with some youngish tradie locals at the counter. They were
laughing, talking, laughing again, talkies etc. etc. and Kerry and I just shook
our heads. We had no fuckin’ idea about the keynote topic, what the words were
nor the reason for their mirth. These citizens speak a whole different language
and yet it’s nominally ‘English’. The coffees were good, though.
We visited Troon later
that afternoon. First rate place and the pro even gave me a couple of free
cards to the two testing layouts (Portland and Royal Troon) that snake their
way alongside the beach. A busload of sharply dressed yanks arrived while we
were there and emptied an attached enclosed trailer of golf bags. No push
buggies for these boys.
If the last lap on the
ghost train or the trek to Valhalla is to have any meaning for the mug golfer,
a touchdown at St Andrews should be on the waiting room’s dance card. Unlike
Troon, the Royal and Ancient charged for its score cards and the princess
coughed up about two weeks’ wages for said card, a t-shirt and a couple of
coffees. However, there was a lot more movement allowed around the perimeters
of the course, especially that section incorporating the first and second holes
as well as the two finishers. A quick sprint (well, a pretty fast walk) down to
the pointy end of the Road Hole was rewarded with the sound of a golf ball
clattering around on the hotel roof. To me, this was the stuff of the spirit
world, or Hades if you had access to a driver. Kerry and I shadowed two players
who were finishing off the 17th and then the 18th holes. They must have been in
their mid to late sixties and both avoided the Valley of Sin on their
approaches to the large 18th green (aided by a back pin placement) and secured
relatively easy pars. Good golfers- even old ones- are pricks in my humble
opinion.
The surprising thing
about St Andrews was how manicured the fairways were. It’s not something that
you expect on a links course and even the rough didn’t look too bad.
Sometimes it’s the
unexpected/ unplanned things that really stand out when the bell is ringing. We
spent two days on the Isle of Skye and our base was a bed and breakfast in Uig.
It was a top-notch joint but had the special ‘weirdness’ that B&Bs often
display….in this case, no wearing of shoes in the house. It didn’t matter that
much because the place was spotless, modern and the owners were affable and
accommodating (no pun intended) except for loafers. It was the best place we
stayed in on the entire holiday. After arriving back fairly late from the local
pub on one of the evenings, Kerry and I inspected the night skies and, in the
space of about fifteen minutes, spied four satellites passing overhead. The
owners and some other guests came out and we ended up all searching for
man-made projectiles in total darkness except for the stars and miscellaneous
UFOs. The grog probably assisted and I’m pretty certain that I saw Big Foot
lurching around near the shoreline in front of the house.
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