PRISONERS OF AGE
One of the greatest myths
in Boomertown is that advancing years open up worlds of wonder, exploration,
understanding and relative tranquillity. Time itself doesn’t appear as the
enemy or, at least, the force that travels around the town with a big stick. A
strict adherence to the clock is for the workers, the kiddies and anyone else
who is unsuitable for membership to the Sexy Super Sixty-plus Club.
There are regulation
descriptions and statements that are always used by seniors to piss around
their turf. Examples include-
·
I
don’t know where I found the time to work.
·
This
is the life.
·
I’m
living the dream.
·
Life
is good.
·
I
worked all my life. Now is the time to ‘enjoy’.
Please note that the
veracity of any or all of these statements should never be tested since myth
deconstruction is trouble-making at best and ‘communist’ at the basement level.
The interesting thing
about boomer dogma is that the post-work self is a natural extension- even an
embellishment- of previous versions that relate to one’s youth and adulthood.
In other words, many crocks peg their retirement glories and ‘freedom’ to
previous decades of dedication, hard work and perseverance. They’ve hit pay
dirt and it’s because of the qualities mentioned. They deserve their place in
the sun. While Boomertown may not always be a five star bed and breakfast, it’s
definitely cool to be there and you must have a key.
The problem associated
with this adoration of a boiler heaven-on-earth and the manufactured images of
freedom and devil-may-care abandon is simply that they don’t exist. In reality,
as one ages those worlds of wonder, exploration, understanding etc. etc.
contract and become far less accessible to the burgeoning old farts’ subgroup.
Benjamin Disraeli (hardly
a commie by any reckoning) recognised the silliness almost two centuries ago
when he surmised-
Youth
is a blunder, Manhood a struggle, Old Age a regret.
A counterweight is just
what the doctor ordered when considering the contentment and positivity that
many boomers push. The mirage of excitement floods their posts and status
updates in the social media worlds and one could be forgiven for believing that
geriatric Christendom is the place to be in 2019. But the postings and
propaganda are bullshit. Boomertown is not so much a place but an aspiration….and
a pretty unlikely one at that.
Part of the codger’s
predicament is that he or she now has a lot of time on their hands. The
invention of a parallel ‘life’, with subsequent publicity and wheel-spinning,
certainly does fill in a few vacant hours. Subjects like fabricated
attractiveness, role model positioning and even guru posturing all become
intertwined in the fairy stories that fill up the hard drives and slow down the
operation of our devices of choice. A portrait or selfie carefully placed on
the screen garners instant reactions from the proletariat in the media’s echo
chambers. The fact that these images usually resemble dump trucks in both
specifications and appearance hardly registers with anyone other than
disinterested spectators. The current fad for the #10yearchallenge only reinforces this narcissistic insanity.
The
older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. (H.
L. Mencken)
Mencken’s assertion is
probably closer to the truth than many boomers would admit. The realities of
this ‘new age’ incorporate changing family responsibilities, child-minding,
increasing health issues and care for older relatives. You don’t see or hear
about this stuff but it’s the mortar of the post-work experience. The older
punter’s capacity to accommodate these changes is regularly compromised and if
wisdom is required, it’s in bloody short supply.
I was talking with my
equally retired spouse the other day and disclosed my desire to spend more time
catching up on pivotal literature from the 19th and 20th centuries now that the
abyss was within view. For instance, a re-reading of The Great Gatsby through mature eyes and even finally finishing off
In Cold Blood might both serve as
valuable first base targets. Her response was swift and clinical…
You
sound like an old man.
What’s more, that bastard
no-hoper Albert Einstein backs her up.
Reading,
after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any
man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits
of thinking.
To me, the constraints of
retirement, old age or the post-work world are just as significant as the
positive barrel rolling that is constantly referenced in Boomertown. If the
sexy sixty-plus purveyors regard their lot as an isotope of ‘happiness’, then
perhaps those eyes, ears and brains require testing.
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