THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES
Greg Norman’s latest
offering (and there have been a few) of his ‘buffed’ bod to the adoring masses
is symptomatic of an increasing number of punters in their sixties who seem to
think that they still have it in the looks’ stakes. Delusion and denial are becoming
the defining processes of seniors who are desperately hanging onto the fantasy
that their physical presence adorns and enhances any social gathering or event.
You only have to view
super, sexy, sixty plus social media walls to realise that narcissism and
self-promotion of the ‘visage’ are the order of the day as we encounter each of
these critter’s online journeys towards a Top
of the Pops podium finish in the handsome/ beautiful seniors’ category.
But there’s a slight
technical problem. Denial and delusion can only take you so far. If you can
stand it, these new images of the athletic Greg reveal exactly what he is……. a
sixty three year old man. There are folds and crevices in his ‘formidable’
frame that wouldn’t have been there ten years ago. And let’s not go anywhere
near the wrinkles and overhanging flesh that are evident not only on Norman but
on all of us who were born before 1960.
Being 63.5 years old, I
know plenty of people- both women and men- who form a part of Norman’s cohort.
Not one of them, and I mean not one, looks anything unlike what they are……sixty
years old or beyond. Thank goodness that many of them accept this. I hope I do.
I don’t have much choice. My nude form resembles the figurine atop one of those
voodoo priest’s death rattle sticks. The only possible deviation is the amount
of hair protruding from ungodly places as I accidentally catch the frightening
image with my eyes in the bathroom mirror. It’s not pretty.
How do you spot one of
these male or female deniers? Well, as previously stated, there are a lot more
of them around so they are becoming easier to tag. First of all, they’re over
sixty of course. Secondly, if you hear this……..Remember how old our parents looked when they were our age…… you
know you’re looking at one right in the face. Trust me.
Greg Norman’s a sort of
cosmetic spiv who should have kept doing what he was very good at………..
finishing second.
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